Schwarzenegger Not Part of New Conan Game: Because It Sucks
December 11, 2007 Gaming for All 3 CommentsOver at GamePolitics they’re reporting that Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is distancing himself from the Conan game put out by THQ.
The new Conan game is, well, let’s just say overly violent. I mean, it’s not that ripping off people’s arms and cutting off their legs isn’t fun and all, but it tends to be a little, uh, over the top (and no, I’m not talkin’ about the Stallone classic, Over the Top, where he must compete in an arm wrestling championship).
It’s so juicily bloody, that State Senator Leland Yee is criticizing it and wanting kids to make sure not to have it on their Christmas lists (’cause telling kids that something is bad for them always works).
To defend his honor, Gov. Schwarzenegger’s spokesman Aaron McLear came out with a statement that the governor has “no association with this game.”
Some people may say that the Gov. Schwarzenegger is cutting a mean swath through the gaming industry, what with his signing of the video game law in 2005. However, I think he just doesn’t want people to think that he’s associated with such an awfully bad game. Seriously, it’s boring. Were I him, I’d make an official decree that all people who bought this game would learn what is best in life: “To crush your enemies (the people who bought this game), see them driven before you (take that, dumb game buyers) and hear the lamentation of the women!”










